LIFE'S WEIrD.
Welcome to The Real Cosmic Joke Podcast — where we unravel the human experience, confront life’s absurdities, and laugh (loudly) at our own beautiful messes.😅🖖🏼 Every episode is a radically authentic conversation about the cosmic, the chaotic, and the moments that make you wonder “wtf is even happening right now?” Whether you’re a seeker, a skeptic, or somewhere in between… we promise a wild adventure that leaves you enlightened, entertained, or just really questioning how you ended up here. 😝
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LIFE'S
WEIrD.
meet the hosts
Jalynn Schroeder
Baytop Scott
Honestly? Writing a bio feels weird. 🤣 But here we go… I’ve lived ten lives in the past six years—deconstructing everything I once knew and expanding in ways I never imagined. Along the way, I fell wildly in love with helping others grow, break free, and do the deep work. 👊🏻 Here on The Real Cosmic Joke, I bring expansive curiosity, grounded insights, and a deep love for laughing at it all. 🤟🏼 With certifications in Reiki, NLP, Huna, and mental wellness, I’m passionate about bridging the mystical and the human—and making the journey FUN. 🦄 Why not? 🫶🏼
Who am I? Great question. I’m still figuring that out. 👽I’ve spent a lifetime exploring the shadows, healing, and creating a more conscious life. I’m passionate about creativity, entrepreneurship, and mentoring others chasing their wildest dreams. I love belly laughs, peaceful mornings, late-night deep convos, and random connections with strangers. Oh, and sunshine. Always sunshine. At my core? I’m fun. But no bio can really capture a whole soul…so maybe these emojis will: 🥰❤️😂👽🙏🎉🥔🛸💅🏼⚡️💀😍
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In this episode of The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn and Baytop dive deep into the often unspoken topic of Sisterhood Wounds. From navigating comparison and competition to healing broken connections, this raw, vulnerable conversation explores what it means to repair and rebuild bonds.
We share stories of reconciliation, discuss the roots of these wounds, and explore how to approach sisterhood with compassion and authenticity—while bringing our signature humor to remind you that even in heavy moments, life is one big cosmic joke.
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Certified in Reiki, NLP, Huna, and Mental Wellness Coaching
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My superpower: Seeing life from a higher perspective & always expanding my own beliefs
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